Imagine in 20 years when your son comes from...
Son: Mum, I got detention.
Me: OMG, what did you do?
Son: I hit a kid.
Me: Well you know that will cost you a month without internet.
Son: But that kid said Harry Potter sucks.
Me: COME IN HERE MY BOY, YOU MADE ME SO PROUD. I KNOW I'VE RAISED YOU WELL HEDWIG CROOKSHANKS.
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Boys from my school:
So my friend had me pick up his copy of MW3...
my-sexy-english-lord: joshiehodgson: 1. I notice that the xBox seal is pretty easy to unstick and restick without it being obvious 2. Introducing a blank CD to the mix 3. Scan in real MW3 CD, print to shiny paper and cut out 4. Replace fake CD in box 5. Close and re-seal 6. What was on that blank CD…? }:-) And people thought Einstein was a genius… Silly people. THIS MAN...
Being a person is getting too complicated
Time to be a cat.
Me trying to cook →
That awkward moment when your chair makes a fart...
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Watch as this kitten serves up a big gulp of...
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